Battle for Glory - Comedians on the Majestic Field
All over the world, soccer fanatics are difficult to mess with, the slightest carelessness will trigger a group fight. Although the domestic fans are not as fierce as the Russian fans, dozens of people against hundreds of people, but really want to fight, the referee and the players can not escape.
However, the fans also have a sense of proportion, in the event of official activities, even if the heart is not happy, can only hold their breath. Just like comic master Ma Ji, once satirized soccer fans with a paragraph, even after scolding also peacefully.
The incident happened in 1961, when our team was engaged in a fierce duel with the 8-1 team, but the North Korean referee misjudged the game, resulting in a loss for the 8-1 team. Fans protested and blocked the entrance to the stadium until armed police were deployed. Angry fans even went to the North Korean embassy en masse to cause trouble, triggering a diplomatic storm.
Keep in mind that at that time the newly formed country had limited diplomatic relations and North Korea was our brother country. Fans ran to the embassy to cause trouble for a game, which directly became a diplomatic incident. This made Premier Zhou very angry and immediately ordered Ma Ji to create a comedy to educate the fans. Ma Ji completed the first draft of Comedian on the Stadium in only two nights, and handed it over to Premier Zhou after a slight modification. Premier Zhou was so satisfied that he personally instructed, "Record and play it to educate the audience over and over again that you can't lose by losing the game!"
One of the classic paragraphs:
A: Are you a fan? B: Yes, especially like soccer, Workers Stadium has a game, the traffic. A: Yes, there are quite a few special express buses, and they can't pick up and drop off. B: I have to go. Once the door opens, no matter where I line up, I have to squeeze up. A: Then you have to line up. B: I have the ability to front. A turn to the left, a twist to the right, a top in front, a trip in the back, a get down, and I'm in the door. A: Kick the ball? B: I'll get into that car door. A: You're like that, people don't agree with you. B: As long as the car, what you say, I just pretend not to hear. A: Well, in order to watch the game, personality are not. B: personality is nothing, a look at the ball all forget. A: What kind of behavior is this?
Imagine who dares to scold the fans like that nowadays, they would have been blocked in front of their house and beaten up. Mr. Ma Ji was not only unharmed, but also awarded a commendation. This also shows that comedy is not incapable of educating people, the key lies in whether there is such an organization.
Defeated - Luan Yunping of Deyunsha Soccer and Comedy
As we all know, De Yun She has always adhered to the corporate culture of "never admit mistakes". Guo Degang face a lot of negative news, the only time to bow down is the Li Hebiao beatings, that was also forced to desperate, and if not bowed down to the closure of the business. So he had to give in for the sake of his job. But any other time, including hiding secret oil, give the dead send wedding invitations, flirting with children, etc., Mr. Guo is to scold the street response, admit fault what does not exist.
However, on the third day of the Lunar New Year in 2010, Luan Yunping, the chief coach of De Yun She, performed soccer and comedy in a small theater. As he was a fan of Tianjin TEDA, he was very dissatisfied with Guoan's win of the Super League title in 2009, so he played the comedian's specialty and satirized Guoan's team with segments saying that they were all in green and still wore green hats, and finally added a sentence, "What I am talking about is not on the field, it is in in life".
Guoan's win was lucky to say the least, putting aside controversies such as match-fixing and insiders, at least it was a lucky win, it was the lowest scoring title ever. In my mind, the winner of the 09 season should be Tianjin Teda. The team's uniform will not be able to win the championship, green undershirts, green pants, green sneakers, green hats, look at it.
The result is to poke a hornet's nest, the national team fans heard the segment, organized thousands of people to the De Yunshe Theatre surrounded a water, Luan Yunping scared to go out, originally wanted to go out to apologize, but the fans are at the peak of the anger, it is estimated that out of the dumplings will be under the pot. So had to ask the police to help, and finally evacuated for a few hours, only barely dispersed. Finally De Yun She had to make a public statement to apologize, Luan Yunping due to too much pressure acute appendicitis hospitalized, during the hospitalization, there are still a lot of fans continue to call and send text messages scolding Luan Yunping.
To be honest, Luan Yunping this smashed hanging behavior is indeed improper, comic smashing hanging pay attention to and between friends, the relationship between the general are not called smashing hanging, but openly scolding. Luan Yunping will bring their own private emotions to the stage of comedy, said the national team has insider even if, but also openly scolded people "cuckold", replaced anyone can not accept, plus the fans and is particularly just group, so De Yunshe so tough public relations, also finally conceded.
Tied - Jia Xu Ming Zhang Kang Entertainment News
Jia Xuming Zhang Kang's pseudo-news style stand-up comedy is considered to be a representative work of the two, especially the one in which they satirize the national soccer team, which has brought them to the forefront of public opinion.
We do not score goals, we are just soccer porters. The sign of a strong soccer team is its stable performance. Looking at the international soccer world, only our men's soccer team can do this. Not every team is called 'Special Loser', our men's soccer team has specialized in losing for 30 years, and has been imitated but never surpassed.
In fact, Jia Xuming Zhang Kang in the laughing proud jianghu performance of entertainment news, has been highly purified version, you have to go to listen to the original version of their small theater, that thing is called scolding a hard, and there are a lot of satirical baggage in the current political, to the present is permanently blocked.
At that time, after the broadcast of the laughter of the proud jiangsu, with the soccer emperor called Li Yi on the microblogging cannon, said the child does not dislike the mother ugly dog does not dislike the family poor, Jia Xu Ming Zhang Kang does not respect the national football is patriotic.
However, Li Yi Da Di this speech, did not get the netizens unanimous praise, but instead attracted a burst of brick slapping. To put it bluntly, for the national football team's tragic situation, the fans and the melon masses all see in the eyes and hate in the heart. Li Yi directly to a character kidnapping, the national football team disgrace and patriotic bundled up, which belongs to the culture of hard to pretend to be a big tail wolf. We scolded a few words of the national football team is not competitive, but also deducted the hat of unpatriotic, not to mention the passers-by who do not watch the game, even if the fans can not accept.
