On a busy commuter rush hour, the subway was swarming with people, a man accidentally stepped on a woman's foot, and hurriedly apologized. Unexpectedly, the woman is burning with anger, scolding like a series of artillery. The man couldn't stand it any longer, and took out his cell phone and opened the Tom Cat app, which instantly made the scene bizarre and interesting...
At home, my wife suddenly had a sharp pain in her stomach, so I rushed to take her to the doctor. The doctor said, "You've got corns", which made me panic, and I hurriedly asked for a countermeasure. The doctor said easily, "What else can I do? Go home and wait!" I thought the cancer was terminal and the hospital was reluctant to treat it. However, months later, when I became a father, it dawned on me that what the doctor said that day was in English...
Years ago, at the front desk of a bank, a man came in to make a deposit, filled out a voucher and handed it to the teller. The teller took one look and instructed him to put a check mark in the "fixed term" column. The man froze, picked up a pen and ran to the side table, and drew for a long time but did not finish. The teller urged, the man finally handed back the voucher, but drew a bird. It turned out that he mistakenly heard "draw a check" as "draw a bird"...
On a park date, my girlfriend happened to witness a flock of pigeons flying by. I excitedly suggested that I would like to have a flock of pigeons in my new house. My girlfriend readily agreed and asked me what my favorite type of pigeon was. Instead, she replied, "The braised ones!" ...
A boy asked his girlfriend to break up with him, thinking that his feelings had faded. The girlfriend, however, responds with a quote that leaves him speechless, "Billions of Chinese people have been annoyed with the national soccer team for a long time and have long since lost their feelings for it, so why hasn't the national soccer team been disbanded?1.3 billion people's annoyance couldn't disband an 11-member team, and you're now the one who says you're annoyed, but you want to disband two of them?!" ...
