Brilliant results - Maji Green Smiling Tiger
Soccer fanatics, regardless of national boundaries, are very passionate, often group beatings into the wind. Although our fans are not as brave as Russian fans, dozens against hundreds, but really want to do it, the referee and the players will inevitably get a few punches.
However, the occasion is different, the leader arranged the task, even if the fire has to endure. Just like the master of comedy Ma Ji, he once wrote a paragraph satirizing soccer fans, satirizing the end of it was safe and sound.
This happened in 1961, our team and the 8-1 team exchanged offense and defense, the North Korean referee made a misjudgment, and the 8-1 team lost. The fans were so angry that they blocked the entrance of the stadium, preventing the referee and the players from leaving, and finally the armed police were mobilized before they were able to disperse. Worse, the angry fans even ran to the North Korean embassy to cause trouble, triggering a diplomatic storm.
At that time, the new China, and North Korea as a brotherly state, fans over a game trouble, directly into a diplomatic incident. Premier Zhou was so angry that he immediately asked Ma Ji to write a comedy to educate the fans. Ma Ji two nights into the first draft of the green field on the smiling tiger, slightly modified to be submitted to Premier Zhou, Premier Zhou was very satisfied, personally ordered: "Recordings play again, play again and again, to educate our audience, losing can not be humiliated!"
One of the classic comedy bits:
Hold: Are you a fan? Tea: Yes, especially love soccer, Workers Stadium, a game, that car much as ants moving like. CUP: Yes, there are so many special express buses that they can't even pick up the buses. I have to go there too. Once the door opens, no matter where I am in line, I have to squeeze in. CUP: You have to be in line to get on. Teaser: I have the skill of a center forward. A turn to the left, a flash to the right, a dash in front, a trip behind, a fall, and I'm in the door. Hold: Kick the ball? Tease: I'll get in that car door. Hold: If you do that, people won't agree with you. I'll just get in the car and pretend I didn't hear what you said. C: I don't want to lose my personality for the sake of watching soccer. Tea: What's the point of personality, you'll forget all about it once you watch the game. C: What kind of behavior is this?
Nowadays, whoever dares to satirize the fans in such a way would have been besieged at their doorsteps long ago, but Mr. Ma Ji was left unharmed and even received a commendation. This also shows that comedy is not incapable of educating people, the key lies in whether it is organized or not.
Fiasco - De Yun She Luan Yunping Football Comedy Recording
De Yun She has always insisted on the corporate culture is dead wrong, Guo Degang so many negative news, the only time to bow is Li Hebiao beating incident, but that was also forced to desperate, and then do not bow to the closure of the business, so in order to rice bowl had to concede. But any other time, including hiding secret oil, give the dead send wedding invitations, flirting with children, etc., Mr. Guo is to scold the street response, admit fault what does not exist.
However, on the third day of the New Year in 2010, Luan Yunping, chief coach of De Yun She, performed in a small theater soccer comedy recording, as Luan Yunping is a fan of Tianjin TEDA team, the national team won the Super League Championship in 2009 is very dissatisfied, and then play the comedian's specialties, with the paragraph mocking the national team, said they are all green also wearing a green hat, and even more outrageous is the back of the also added a sentence "I'm not talking about the I'm not talking about on the field, I'm talking about in life".
Guoan's win was lucky to say the least, let's put aside other issues such as match-fixing and insiders, at least it was a lucky win, it's one of the lowest scores ever, right? This means that the gap with other teams is at least not widened. In my mind, the 09 season Chinese Super League champion should be Tianjin Teda. The team's uniform will not win the championship, green undershirt, green pants, green sneakers, green hat, look at it.
The result is to poke a hornet's nest, the national security team fans heard the segment, organized thousands of people to the De Yun She theater surrounded a water, Luan Yunping was too scared to go out, originally wanted to go out to apologize, but the fans are in the climax of the anger, it is estimated to go out to be surrounded by beatings. So had to ask the police uncle to help, and finally evacuated a few hours, only barely dispersed. Finally De Yunshe had to apologize in a public statement, Luan Yunping also due to too much pressure acute appendicitis hospitalization, during the hospitalization, there are still a lot of fans continue to call and send text messages scolding Luan Yunping.
To be honest, Luan Yunping this smashed hanging behavior is indeed improper, comic smashing hanging pay attention to is between friends, the relationship between the general are not called smashing hanging, but openly scolding. Luan Yunping will bring their own private emotions to the stage of comedy, said the national team has insider even if, but also openly scolded people "cuckold", replaced anyone can not accept, plus the fans and is particularly just group, so De Yunshe so tough public relations, also finally conceded.
Tie - Jia Xuming Zhang Kang Entertainment News
Jia Xuming Zhang Kang's pseudo-news style stand-up comedy is considered to be a representative work of the two, especially the one in which they satirize the national soccer team, which has brought them to the forefront of public opinion.
We do not score goals, we are just soccer porters. The sign of a strong soccer team is that its performance is stable. Looking at the international soccer world, only our men's soccer team can do this. Not every team is called 'Special Loser', our men's soccer team has specialized in losing for 30 years, and has been imitated but never surpassed.
In fact, Jia Xuming Zhang Kang in the laughing proud jianghu performance of entertainment news, has been highly purified version, you have to go to listen to the original version of their small theater, that thing is called scolding a hard, and inside there are a lot of satirical current political jokes, put now is a permanent ban.
At that time, after the broadcast of the laughter of the proud jiangsu, with the soccer emperor known as Li Yi on the microblogging cannon, said the child does not dislike the mother ugly dog does not dislike the family poor, Jia Xuming Zhang Kang does not respect the national football team is unpatriotic.
But Li Yi the emperor of this statement, did not get the netizens unanimous praise, but instead attracted a burst of spit. To put it bluntly, for the national football team's tragic situation, fans and melon masses are in the eyes, hate in the heart. Li Yi directly to a character kidnapping, the national football team disgrace and patriotic bundled up, which belongs to the culture of hard to pretend to be a big tail wolf. We scolded a few words of the national football team is not competitive, but also deducted the hat of unpatriotic, not to mention the passers-by who do not watch the game, even if the fans can not accept.
