Fans woke up feeling like they missed a fake game.
Azar woke up with a start and realized how the fuck Herrera was still by his side.
Conte: "Azhar on the bus! Herrera is not on the bus! Let's go back to London quickly! Eh where's Zouma???" Fellaini (looking back):"........................ "
On the way back to London, Azhar breathed a long sigh of relief: the damn 90 minutes finally got through ..... That's when he saw Herrera in the rearview mirror...
Before the match, Conte: "We are today! The main task is to cut off Ibe and Mkhitaryan! And defending Martial's breakthrough! And Carrick's midfield dispatching! And we'll take out Manchester United! Steady as a dog!" The whole Chelsea team was confused when they saw the United roster at the start of the game.
Mourinho's old driver: this blue bus hasn't been driven for a year, but I remember where the brakes are.
This play may be the shortest run by Kong II this year
Tottenham Hotspur post-game **email: everyone take a good look at this game oh textbook existence, watch carefully oh... To: Southampton, Everton, Millborough, West Bromwich Albion, Wardford, Sunderland...
Chelsea's zero shots in the game is exactly what it means, which is that even Bravo's goal for United won't change the outcome of this game.
Shocker! The former indispensable man was invisible all game! De Gea out of work and out of mind to catch a cold in the middle of the game.
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